1. dilapidatedragamuffin:

    Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

    First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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    THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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    Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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    who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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    THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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    WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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    ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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    ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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    Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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    Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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    AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

    AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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    HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

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  2. malglories:

    i’m not even going to wait until october this year

    the ghost jokes have begun

    (Source: pdlcomics, via southpauz)

     
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  4. coelasquid:

    girlgrowingsmall:

    beastlyart:

    boosket:

    ask-bloody-fundanny:

    roughkiss:

    spookytheford:

    did-you-kno:

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    Oh god thank fucking christ.

    I usually don’t reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I definitely have these kinds of thoughts sometimes.

    so i’m not crazy for randomly thinking such thoughts? what a relief!

    Edgar Allan Poe had a name for it too: The Imp of the Perverse. he compared the impulses to a demon that urges people to do the wrong thing simply because it can be done

    The compulsion to jump from high places is called “l’appel du vide" in French. The call of the void. I think it’s specific to that one instance, but I think it’s a cool phrase for this phenomenon in general.

    I think about this with random sharp objects laying around, too. “What if I just jammed this into my eye or throat right now? … oh god WHAT.” Just… fucking christ, brain. Don’t.

    Reblogging this again because most people don’t/never know how normal these thoughts are, and that can be a major source of stress. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just, you know, don’t follow through on that shit.

    Sometimes I wonder if the occasional vivid images in my head of myself falling into traffic or tripping and knocking my teeth out or dropping expensive, precious things are points where I failed the mission and had to respawn and start over.

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  5. ruinedchildhood:

    if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…

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  6. i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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  8. dangruchys:

    when theres no fic for your otp

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  9. rneerkat:

    with great power comes a great electricity bill

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  10. human:

    petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

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  11. nation-of-homeskillets:

    he knows what hes done

    (Source: heckyeahmikerowe, via marysylph)

     
  12. its-tuesday-again:

    that’s my kind of price

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  13. causeallidoisdance:

    muura:

    i made this for myself (asked help from facebook friends) but i think maybe it will help someone else too 

    omg i needed this right this fucking second jesus thank you

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  14. nevver:

    The Shapes of Stories, a Kurt Vonnegut Infographic

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  15. telapathetic:

    when someone tries to argue with me on a subject i know more aboutimage

    (Source: telapathetic, via sniffing)