1. crunchbuttsteak:

    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

    (via smooshystuff)

     
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  3. jihx:

    me.

    (Source: yanapieceofme)

     

  4. bigrnac:

    on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

    (Source: ouijasquiji, via innercourse)

     
  5. (Source: etsyifyourenasty, via jihx)

     
  6. (Source: iraffiruse, via jihx)

     
  7. (Source: smutlinson, via shazelblue)

     
  8. herculeanluxe:

    famousmeat:

    Zac Efron & Bear Grylls touch each other on Running Wild

    This looks like a fucking porno I’m screaming do you see the deep breathing

    (via shazelblue)

     
  9. holygoddamnshitballs:

    'Stone Cold' Steve Austin

    (Source: patch-work-hero, via shazelblue)

     
  10. upgraders:

    peterfromtexas:

    A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

    rich people are f**ked up

    (Source: fencehopping, via shazelblue)

     

    1. Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
    2. girl: ....who?
    3. me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
     
  11. seerofsarcasm:

    Are we gonna ignore that both of them are 100% aware of the “Captain America has the shoulder to waist ratio of a dorito” joke or

    (Source: dcwneyjr, via tooquirkytolose)

     
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  13. princeofhopefulness:

    deodrant:

    *tries to talk*

    *gets ignored*

    “you should talk more!”

    (via dartty)

     

  14. blowjab:

    nash-grier:

    Everyone has a right to their opinion.

    that doesn’t mean everyone’s opinions are acceptable you raccoon looking fuck

    (via tooquirkytolose)